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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:22
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
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Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading